Thursday, June 17, 2010
ABC of Cricket - by Yusuf Garda
White City All Stars friend Yusuf Garda played for Transvaal in 1956 and captained Transvaal Schools. His highest score was 174!
He has kindly allowed us to republish his essay,
THE ABC OF CRICKET by Yusuf Garda.
The game of cricket is quite simple to those brought up in a cricketing culture and tradition. To the outsider the game of cricket is tedious and mystifying. What is the fascination of the game? To me there is a configuration of events and episodes in the game which have a charm of their own.
To me the most beautiful aspect of cricket is a stylish batsman: one who can execute a delightful cover-drive or caress a delicate late-cut . I love to see sixes and fours , but no less elegant are the singles that are placed to slice, bisect and tantalize a field. Timing is the hallmark of the genius : a slight movement of the wrist , nimble footwork, and a touch of bat and ball with a sweet sound of cricketing music. Also an important aspect of batting is defence: the face of the blade facing straight and ball gently patted and subdued .
The whole world loves a fast bowler , but more beautiful is the run-up and action and delivery of the fast bowler.So much emphasis has been placed on pace that the world has forgotten the beauty of the spin-bowler. No battle is more entrancing than that of the spinner and the batsman.A left-hand spinner is always elegant and deadly : a right-arm spinner is a delight to watch.
Catches win matches and therefore a top priority of any team should be fielding. A rhythmical in-throw from the boundary earns its own applause . A catch on the boundary is an artist's delight; but a catch taken at slip is in a class of its own. The wicket-keeper's job requires the greatest concentration, and his consistency or acrobatics can determine the fate of a match.
The captain controls the pace and momentum of the game.His shrewdness, incisiveness and strategy are vital to the outcome of a game. A good captain inspires his players to greater heights so that a team of average mediocre cricketers coalesce into a team of formidable cricketers. A team that is star-studded often performs as self-centred individuals , lacking in unison and harmony.
The umpires are vital to a cricket match : their neutrality and integrity should be impeccable. They will and should earn the respect of players and crowd. Umpires do make mistakes but the umpire whose decisions are governed or coloured by patriotism or bias is bound to earn the wrath of players and crowds .
A crowd is an indispensable part of a cricket match. Spectators are moody, fickle and generous. A cricket match without spectators is like a Churchillian speech without an audience. Players are advised never to taunt a crowd. A standing ovation and applause from the crowd are music to a cricketer.
When all factors combine rightly in a cricket match: "the whole consort dancing together," we witness a great match in which the last man has to score 10 in the last two overs ten minutes before 6 0' clock. This is the climax of a cricket match: here are high emotions and ecstacy. And you find yourself unconsciously murmuring to yourself:
"There's a breathless hush in the close tonight,
Ten to make and a match to win,
A bumping pitch and a blinding light,
An hour to go and the last man in.
Play up! play up! and play the game."
The man who does not have the music of cricket in his soul is fit only for treason.
Tarry, Tarry Night
A fascinating debate amongst some members has emerged about the digestive effects of Guinness. It is an important discussion, given the increasing old age and Guinness consumption of many members, especially on Tour. It began when one All Star belatedly complained about the captioning of a picture of a tray of Guinness as "7 pints of spastic colon" on the grounds that it is "offensive to disabled people" and "generally unpleasant and disgusting". The blogmaster disputed the complaint, arguing that far from being an offensive term, Spastic Colon is one of the accepted medical terms for Irritable Bowel Syndrome and generally refers to erratic bowel movements – “such as one is pretty well certain to suffer after drinking large quantities of Guinness”. This assertion was based on his own experience and anecdotal evidence, particularly on the Irish Tour. He also argued, perhaps rashly, that this is understood by Guinness drinkers all over the world. Another member, asked for support by the complainant, could not comply and instead wrote: "I can confirm (both from experience and consulting with my surgeon uncle) that [blogmaster] is correct regarding the relationship between irritable bowel sydrome, a spastic colon and 7 pints of the black stuff. Hence the fact that I only drink lager on tour." The complaint appears to have been based on the irrational and fundamentally ignorant fear that other forces might use the term "spastic colon" against the mildly famous complainant.
Internet research demonstrates that "spastic colon" is a perfectly acceptable phrase, but what of the "Guinness effect"? How widespread is it? A fascinating blog site called "IBS Tales. Personal experiences of irritable bowel syndrome" (http://www.ibstales.com/men_and_diarrhea_3.htm) gives a clue, albeit implicitly: "I started a new job in the September of that year meaning I could move back to an area we knew. Things did seem to get a bit better (slowly) and I was not in as much pain. Slowly but surely I started to go to the pub with my team at lunch time, I even dared myself to try a Guinness! Heaven for 15 minutes, hell for three days! But by the November I was OK again, almost back to my pre-IBS days."
On the other hand, the equally captivating fartygirl.blogspot.com (http://fartygirl.blogspot.com/2011/04/ive-been-bad-bad-gluten-free-vegan.html) contains the testimony: “The thought of living a life without Guinness killed me. Then I read somewhere that some touchy stomachs can handle Guinness. This is because Guinness is wheat free, made from barley. I drank Guinness and I continue to drink Guinness. It gives me NO problems.”
(Incidentally, if you are doing your own internet research do not be diverted by a website called www.doodlekisses.com as that is about a dog called Guinness which happens to suffer from IBS.)
One member of the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Self Help and Support Group(http://www.ibsgroup.org/forums/topic/74144-alcohol-and-ibs/page__p__121147__hl__guinness__fromsearch__1#entry121147) says: “Guinness can give the most regular drinkers problems the next day also.” And in the website MedHelp (http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Gastroenterology/Re-black-and-tarry-stools--guinness/show/440172), under the heading “Black and tarry stools” a contributor writes: “I have found that drinking guinness causes me to have these foul things. Is this a universal effect of guinness or a possible indicator of something wrong with my insides?” There was no satisfactory response.
Members may also find limited further general insight into the subject on the Poopreport website (http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/beer_and_poop.html). The man who had to shave his buttocks tells a particularly enchanting tale.
All Stars should email the blogmaster with their own experiences (whitecityallstar@aol.com). Their identities will be kept strictly confidential, if that is their wish. This topic could run and run.
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